Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Kona Bound!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Big Brick
Naperville
Monday, August 2, 2010
Fogged Out
20 Mile/20 Mile
Monday, July 26, 2010
Mega-Ride
Monday, July 19, 2010
Racine
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Thoughts on The Cusp of Racine 70.3
Okay I’m ready. I tapered this week, slowed it down, eased off the volumes. Not posting any of the taper-week workouts…not very interesting…Now I sit in my hotel room in Racine, listening to fantastic Brazilian techno pop (DJ Dolores) and thinking about this crazy sport. Perspective. Two thousand people here competing, testing themselves, celebrating intensity and endurance. I have split sentiments. At times I’m totally obsessed-into-it-this-is-the-greatest-thing-ever-what-a-way-to-spend-a-Sunday, and at other times I’m pondering the utter selfishness and self-absorption of this largely lone ranger sport. I’ll give it my best tomorrow and see what gives.
One curious human aspect of triathlon is how the body prepares instinctively. One way it prepares is it cycles through an evacuation process that seems to begin for me about 48 hours before a race, and continue up until 30 seconds before start time. The frequency of peeing seems to increase exponentially as race time approaches, to the point where within one hour of start time, my bladder seems to go from empty to dancing/jumping/bursting full in 2 minutes and 7 seconds. It’s a fucking nuisance. Of course there are porta-potties everywhere with infinite rotating lines of worried looking hopefuls to keep me company. Don’t think I’m solo in this phenomenon. Regardless of how I time things, most races I’m forced to…well….let me put it this way…NEVER, EVER borrow, (or lend) a wetsuit…Good news is, I’ve decided to invent and market a device to the triathlon community. The concept formed while I was peeing in my wetsuit at Batavia. (I repeat: NEVER, EVER borrow—or lend—a wetsuit) I’m convinced it would sell quite well in the Triathlon world. It’s a simple plastic bladder-like device that you discreetly insert into your wetsuit, attach where needed, and then simply let go, detach and remove the device, and throw it away. No muss no fuss. I’ve got three names with tag lines for it: Johnny on the spot—Go where you are! Peeline Direct—the waiting is over! Discreet Relief, when where you are will have to do.. And the corporate name—Pro-active Elimination Enterprises.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Long Run
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Tour de Southern Wisconsin
Monday, July 5, 2010
Back in the saddle
Friday, July 2, 2010
Still Hacking Around...
Hacked all night. Slept on the couch downstairs so I wouldn’t keep Lynn awake. Used to get this upper respiratory crap two or three times a year. Haven’t been sick in well over a year now. It’s strange, and a bit frustrating because other than the hacking, I feel okay. Energy feels good. Busting out of my skin to get back out and train. Yesterday, I couldn’t sit any more and went out for an easy pace, four mile run. It felt really good. Legs felt light and fresh after four days off. And it didn’t make me feel any worse, or any better. Today I rode 15 miles easy. As I write, still hacking. But it seems to be diminishing. I’ll kick it out over the weekend. Fourth of July weekend. Racine 70.3 looms two weeks from Sunday.
I long for the long ride. It’s my cave, my sanctuary. The 3am start, all tip-toe quiet. Roads stark empty. No sound but the hum of crickets and street lights, and the rush of air. Dark horizon lit by moonlight, dawn only a faint pink suggestion in the north east sky, cool mist floating in wispy blankets over the corn fields, and the rhythm of pulse, breath, cadence flowing in circles.
What the hell is up with the Red Wing Blackbirds? Aggressive little twits. Swear to God, I was being dive-bombed, hissed at, scouted, the entire 107 miles between Geneva and Tiskilwa. Is it my clothing? My bike? Am I unwittingly emitting some aggression inducing pheromone? Felt like I was starring in a remake of Breaking Away directed by Alfred Hitchcock.